Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ode to the cone

Ode To The Cone
~JohnnyCash








I licked my leg until it bled
I licked my leg until it bled
I licked my legggg until it bledddd


So for now I wear this cone to bed






My leg was real itchy I swear
My leg was real itchy I swear
what's happening to me isn't faaaair


Because now I wear this cone to bed






Maybe tomorrow I'll feel better
Maybe tomorrow I'll feel better
I hope that tomorrow I'll feeeel betterrrrrr


But for now I wear this cone to bed


Friday, May 22, 2009

New World vs Old World

In very general, you will likely notice that Old World wines tend to be more subtle in flavor and more reserved in profile than the bolder, expressive counterparts found in the New World wines. Old World wines pride themselves on the grapes' soil location and New World wines may mix grapes from a few locations to build the best bottle of wine.





Lately, as Lola improves on the agility course and JohnnyCash continues to excel at working stock, I have been thinking more and more about the obvious differences between these two border collies. Having worked in the restaurant industry for years and having and having enough knowledge of wine to understand grape varietals, I've begun comparing my dogs to wine; the Old World border collie being the dog that encompasses all the traditional qualities necessary in a working farm dog and the New World border collie that dominates the universe of dog sports.



Lets take Lola. My first border collie, I was certain that Lola and I would shake up the dog world with our beauty, our brains, and our unflinching spirit. She was the smartest little puppy with an abiding love for tricks and treats. Lola proved herself a quick student on training days and mastered each new agility obstacle with ease. At home she was the typical border collie we all hear about too often; wanting to play play play, tug, fetch, and having no off switch. It's a good thing I knew what I was getting into when I chose to live with this breed but I can certainly understand how people quickly become overwhelmed by a dog with so much energy especially if they are not prepared to meet the level of activity required to channel it.

So I had this young vibrant intelligent border collie and watching her obsess, stalk, or 'herd' my two ferrets, I contemplated the notion of having her work stock. She is a border collie after all; isn't that what they are bred to do? I was lucky enough to begin lessons with a dynamic seasoned instructor on a beautiful 57 acre working sheep farm.
This brings us to Lola's unflinching spirit or in the Old World lingo, what ranchers refer to as an unbiddable dog. It was eight months before I finally gave up trying to mold Lola into a decent stock dog. Eight months of aggravation, taking a step forward one day only to take two steps back the next, classes that left me in tears, questioning everything I thought I knew about dog psychology. Herding was primal terrain for us. There are no tricks, no treats, no cheerleading (as my trainer put it one day that I showed over exuberance for a minor accomplishment) and Lola was lost. She's a 'what's in it for me' kind of girl and if the only thing in it for her was the privilege of fetching me sheep, she wanted no part of it. So, my border collie was perfect in every way except for one tiny little thing: fulfilling her border collie predestination. In the end I gave up my dream in order to preserve our relationship. I could have broken that dog, I did not want to.



Good choice, as the New world trainers are quick to say, because now we can focus on the sport of agility and a world filled with sardines and chicken livers, ribbons and rewards. I encourage her to be driven and it's expected that she be worked up and mentally unrestrained. We don't play Flyball but I know that uncontrolled speed and fervor are just two requirements essential in the dogs that do.


While I did acknowledge that the herding instinct had been bred out of Lola, I still did not want to give up the time I was spending on the farm. I was lucky enough to have a young border collie to start anew with and still dense enough to believe that a dog from the same bloodlines as Lola would be any different.

But he was different.




From the moment he entered my life, JohnnyCash had my heart. He was so even tempered and untroubled. A far cry from my high maintenance, demanding Lola. He played, he slept, he definitely had an off switch, in fact the biggest issue I can remember having with him was the barking..the constant yap yap yap. As he got older it became clear that JC didn't thrive on reward. This was something new to me, I could get him to behave in a certain way just by letting him know that I was pleased. The one time that I used correction on him was when he did not come back to me while running in the park, and since then his recall has never failed us. Was this a biddable dog, I wondered? I researched his family tree and found that his mother came directly from Scotland, imported from a long line of herding dogs. I rejoiced! He was the chosen one! A modern day border collie with enough of the Old World left in him to thoroughly discombobulate most theories on bloodlines and the importance of the family tree.

My herding instructor remained skeptical.

She changed her mind after our first lesson. JC remained calm, controlled, interested, and most of all, quiet. There was no barking ( he still has not barked once while working), no frenzy, none of the neurotic behavior most of us choose to ignore in our new world border collies. Best of all, for performing his tasks correctly, therefore pleasing me, his reward was his sheep; and that was good enough for him.




So I have two very different border collies and both have a very strong hold on my heart. When Lola wins ribbons I'm exulted because we have worked together and we have achieved so much. When I finally call off JohnnyCash from sheep with 'That'll do' I'm exulted because he has worked for me.

I am so extremely fortunate to have the best of both worlds.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Piece of cake

Take one young fast border collie and one slightly muddle headed novice handler, and you've most certainly got a recipe for agility disaster. But with a sprinkle of concentration, a dash of purpose, and a lot of practice, the feeling of accomplishment after a weekend trial is totally sweet.

And earning a Qualifying score in a Starters Gamble? Well, that's just the icing on the cake.




Lola and I also ran two standards this weekend for the first time and I'm really satisfied with the results. Satisfied but also certain that I've got to go back and re examine some of the main ingredients.




Weaves? Not enough seasoning.
Contacts? Stale expiration date.
Table? Self rising.


I finally got my focus in order and now it's time to get Lola's back on track.
Getting back to basics will be our goal for the next month but for now we'll have today's cake and eat it too.




I want to wrap up my thoughts by borrowing a cup of sugar from Andrea, who borrows from Susan Garrett, and express gratitude for my wonderful teammates for all you do; walking the course with me, giving me real feedback, listening over and over again to my many half baked ideas and most of all for always cheering us on. It is your support that keeps us from falling flat.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Gone to the dogs

A day in the life
And I thought not having kids would be easy



7:00am: JohnnyCash starts crying and demanding breakfast
7:45am: alarm goes off
8:00am:breakfast
8:05am: JC poops, Lola does not. Collect poop for vet appointment
8:10am: Wake up Lucy for vet appointment, look for Jack
8:25am: Still looking for Jack, panic
8:30am: Find Jack, load everybody into the truck, rush to make 8:30am vet appointment

8:45am-10:45am: vet
  1. Lola examination- Vet touches her everywhere, no problems. Why couldn't vet be the Canine Good Neighbor Evaluator?
  2. Lucy examination- Gum disease. Too much candy. Antiobiotics needed.
  3. Jack examination- still deaf.
  4. JohnnyCash- Broken tooth, X rays taken, surgery needed. Leave Lola alone with vet tech while looking at Xrays. She stays quiet and calm; why couldn't vet tech be the Canine Good Neighbor Evaluator?
  5. Everyone put on Revolution™ for heartworm, flea, and tick prevention.


11:00am: Unload everyone back at the house. Give Lucy medication, put ferrets to bed.
11:10am: Start all laundry, dusting, and vaccuuming. Clean up random ferret poop.
2:00pm: Have a piece of bread for lunch
2:15pm: Take JohnnyCash for bikeride around the neighborhood. Leave Lola home. She cries the entire time
2:30pm: Gather dogs, equipment, carrycase, treats, snacks, water.
3:00pm: Leave the house.
3:50pm: Arrive at Spot On.
4:00pm: Find out water was not closed properly and has spilled all over bag. Air out bag.
4:05pm: Work Lola on weaves, the tire, and 22" jumps rotating her breaks by putting her in the truck and taking JC out to play frisbee. Use sardines for training with exceptional results. Leave sardine can on top of truck to use washroom in Kathryn's house to wash sardines off hands. Open back of truck to get JC, use old towel to wipe off sardines when they fall over JC and crate. Cry, vow never again to use sardines as training motivation.
6:20pm: On the way back home take dogs to the Ajax Conservation Area for their last walk of the day. Spray everyone with Off™ because of all the bugs by the lake. Now stink like sardines and bugspray.
6:25pm: Feel great because JC is soo happy running running around in conservation area.
6:30pm: Swallow a million bugs, put Lola's bandana over face like a cowboy, keep walking.
7:00pm: Hose off dogs in driveway. Someone stinks like dead fish. Could be me.
7:15pm: Feed dogs.
7:30pm: Shower, make dinner, watch TV, drink wine, go to sleep.









Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Run Lola Run

"If you let me play sports
I will like myself more;
I will have more self-confidence,
I will learn what it means to be strong.
If you let me play sports."


Is Lola really an athlete? This is a hot topic debate I'm involved in with a co-worker (yeah Andrew, I'm looking at you) right now. So, is she? I say, absolutely, without a doubt, 100% yes; and more than just Lola being an athlete, we are an athletic team.

I am coach, I am sponsor, I am trainer, I am handler, I am partner, I am her number one fan. Lola is sprinter, she is jumper, she is trainer, she is forgiving, she is my number one fan. Together we will play hard, we will train hard, and we will achieve..... everything.



And by everything I mean, running nice clean courses, being in sync, winning ribbons, taking really awesome pictures, and good times with friends. All of the other accolades that come with sports are secondary; we may never get to Nationals, we may never make the world team, but today Lola worked through all her fears and jumped through every tire at every height. She did it for me, and some tasty Timbits, and she made it look effortless.




Good girl!! Take those 22" jumps with confidence, fly through that tire, weave with ease, run fast, have fun. You are without a doubt, an athlete.

Just do it, Lola.




Friday, May 1, 2009

If it ain't broke don't fix it

"A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash

It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.



My breeder thinks I can wait at least another year but my vet wanted it done 4 months ago and somewhere between the two, my big guy is about to find himself a boy named Sue.



Yup, you can put that loaded gun away, Johnny Cash
cause you ain't gonna be needing it ever again.


Funny but the decision to have any of my pets spade or neutered has never bothered me before, but just this past week, this testicular fate has become paramount in my thoughts. I believe it's because I've never waited this length of time before having a pet take the asexual plunge so the maturity level has never factored in.

I mean, when a puppy or a kitten is only 6 months everything is still so new and happening so fast, personalities are just starting to develop and sexuality isn't even an issue. So, you think nothing of a snip here or there. As long as your pet is healthy and happy and growing up strong, that's all that matters. Fast forward to 11 months of age and your bouncing chubby Border Collie puppy is now almost fully mature; he's a big strong beautiful dog.

It's a whole different story. At this point, I feel like, for the first time, I am going to take something away from him. Two somethings in fact. It's actually making me sad! His personality is so defined right now that I don't want to mess with that, but the red flags are there. He has dominant tendencies, he roams, he protects, he likes the ladies. While he is not aggressive, I can see him bringing out the worst in other dogs, and then not backing down. That being said, he does also bring out the best in most dogs, because he's friendly and fun and he loves to play.



Next week he goes for his pre surgical examinations. I'm thankful that he is growing beautifully and that his character is what it is. Neutering him will not change the fact that he's my dog and always will be.


At least that's what I keep telling myself.