Everything I know about life I learned from a border collie

1. Unless people say something at least 3 times, they don't really mean it.


2. Barking gets me nowhere.





3. Make friends with everyone.





4. If the pillow is big enough, it's ok to share





5. It doesn't matter what others look like, as long as they smell good




6. I take my work very seriously.


7. I take playtime even more seriously.




8. If I get hurt I will keep on playing.


9. Sports are good for the soul.




10. So are naps.




11. Being in a bad mood is a waste of time.


12. The sooner you settle down, the sooner the picture is over with.




13. Be a good listener.


14. Be loyal to your family and friends.


15. Never stop learning.